Two Women were talking in heaven about How They Died?

When Two Women were talking about How They Died?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer… we’d both still be alive.

Related Posts

A Blonde Is Swimming In A River

There’s a blonde enjoying a swim in a river. A man approaches and playfully asks her, “What’s going on in there?” She casually mentions that she’s washing…

Wife receives a divorce letter from husband

Dear Wife, I’m writing to let you know that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve tried to be a good husband for our 7 years of marriage,…

The Righteous Brothers Singing ‘Unchained Melody’ Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

“Unchained Melody” was originally written in 1955 by Alex North for a now-obscure prison movie called “Unchained.” In that movie, a prisoner is contemplating escape because he…

This 31-Year-Old Guy Is Dating A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother

Catherine Bach’s Rare Photos Captured at the Perfect Moment

Catherine Bach (born Catherine Bachman; March 1, 1954) is an American actress. She is known for playing Daisy Duke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard…

Jennifer Lopez fights with Ben Affleck on the Street in front of the cameras, They curse each other!

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s glamorous lifestyle faced a rare public test when the couple was seen in a heated street argument, catching fans off guard. Social…