An elderly couple had recently learned how to send text messages using their cell phones. The wife was a romantic, whereas the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife walked out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message, which read: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me a smile. If you’re eating, please send me a bite. If you’re drinking, please send me a sip. If you’re crying, send me the tears.
“I love you.” The spouse texted her back: “I am on the toilet.” Kindly advise.”
