An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store.
A little old lady bought the most expensive cat food at the store. Then she went to the register and told the girl working there, “I only want the best for my kitten.” That’s what the cashier girl said: “Sorry, but we can’t sell you cat food until we see proof that you own a cat.” A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are not one of those people. The little old lady got her cat from home and brought it back to the shop. They sold her cat food.
The old woman bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies the next day. This time, the checker asked for proof that she had a dog because she said that old people do eat dog food sometimes. She got mad, went home, and then came back and brought her dog in. After that, the dog cookies were given to her. She brought in a box with a hole in the top the next day.The old woman asked the checker to put her finger in the slot.
“No,” the checker said, “you might have a snake in there.”A little old lady told her there was nothing in the box that would hurt her. The checker put her finger in the box, took it out, and told the old lady, “That smells like crap.” The little old lady smiled from ear to ear, “
