An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young women are all riding in a train.
The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment.
As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark.
While in the tunnel, you hear a K!$$$$$ then a Smack.
When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked.
The old lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried to k!SSSS the young lady and needed up getting smacked.”
The young lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried ki$$ing me and ended up ki$$$$!ng the old lady and she smacked him.”
The young guy thinks:
“The old guy must’ve tried to ki$$$$$$$$$$$ the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.”
The old guy thinks:
“On the next tunnel I am going to ki$$$$$$$ my hand again and Smack the young guy again.”
Related Posts
Pauline Potter, once recognized in the Guinness Book of Records for her size, has undergone an extraordinary transformation. Her journey began after her ex-husband left her, citing…
We’re here to share what we know — but don’t take it as medical advice. Talk to your medical provider if you have questions. Most of us…
Taking care of Mom was hard enough without the tension with my sister. Accusations flew when precious things started disappearing. I thought I knew who was to…
When I asked my daughter who else she wanted to invite to her birthday party and she casually named a woman I’d never heard of, I felt…
A Heartfelt Tribute to Wilma Norris, the Woman Behind a Legend Chuck Norris is recognized around the globe as a martial arts legend, a star of action…
These pests signal hygiene issues and pose risks: Size: 3–5 cm, reddish-brown, lifespan up to 1 year. Risks: Spread bacteria, trigger allergies, contaminate food, damage materials. Control:…