Shortly after reaching cruising altitude, a British Airways flight’s captain announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your skipper. Welcome to Flight 293, which operates nonstop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather forecast is favorable, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… Oh my God!”
Silence ensued… Complete quiet. A few moments later, the captain returned to the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize if I scared you. While I was speaking with you, a flight attendant accidently spilled coffee over my lap. “You should see the front of my trousers!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled… ““For the luvva Jaysus…” “You should see the back of mine!”