A Blonde Is Swimming In A River

There’s a blonde enjoying a swim in a river. A man approaches and playfully asks her, “What’s going on in there?” She casually mentions that she’s washing her clothes. The man inquires, “Have you ever considered using a washing machine?” The blonde responds, “I gave it a shot, but it made me too dizzy.”

A blonde purchases two horses and struggles to distinguish between them. Curious, she decides to seek advice from the farmer next door. He suggests removing one of their tails. And that’s exactly what she does. However, the unfortunate incident occurs when the tail of the other horse gets entangled in a bush and tears off. So now she’s back to not being able to tell them apart. Once again, she seeks the farmer’s advice.

He suggests that she trim one of the horse’s ears. And that’s exactly what she does. However, the unfortunate turn of events occurs when the other horse’s ear gets caught in a barbed wire fence. She remains perplexed. Curious, she inquires of the farmer for guidance. He suggests that she measure them. She returns with a humorous twist, exclaiming, “Guess what? The white horse is actually 2 inches taller than the black horse!”

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