1.Little Johnny gets a loan

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.

”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.

Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.

”Why eleven?” the teacher said.

”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.

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