An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.
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She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!”
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination.
As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women,
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bends over, and farts, then bellows, “Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!”
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