Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result
Little Johnny came home with a history test score of 90, making his father very happy. However, his mother, Karen, was suspicious.
After examining the test, she noticed different handwriting styles in the digits. “Johnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?” she asked.
Johnny insisted, “No, mum, I didn’t.”
Karen pressed on, “I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?” Johnny again denied it, but Karen grounded him for a month. Desperate, Johnny pleaded, “Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
Finally, Karen gave him one last chance to confess. Johnny admitted, “I just added the 9 to it.”