MY TODDLER WALKED INTO THE HOTEL ROOM WEARING A FULL SCUBA SUIT—AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE GOT IT
I swear I was gone for five minutes. Maybe six. Just enough time to grab the room key from the front desk and refill my coffee. I left my husband in charge—he was watching Shark Week with our toddler, so I figured they were fine. But when I came back… There he was. My 2-year-old….