An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says,“Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I’ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.”
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The Doctor says, “Take these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.”
A week later, the man complains, “Doctor, I don’t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!”
The doctor says, “OK, now that your sinuses are clear, let’s check your hearing.”
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