A tiny boy comes his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father responds, “Well, son, I guess you’ll have to find out someday!” Your mom and I first met in a Yahoo chat room. Then I scheduled a meeting with your mother via email, and we met at a cybercafe.
May be a doodle
We snuck into a private room and researched each other. Your mother approved to the download from my hard disk. When I was ready to post, we discovered that neither of us had utilized a firewall, and because it was too late to delete, nine months later a little Pop-Up arrived that said: ‘You’ve got male!’”